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was being married by an Elvis
imitator in a crummy chapel. But after they stood through a horrible rendition of
“Love Me Truly” they promised to rock and roll together forever and the Elvis
look alike, holding his guitar over their heads pronounced them man and wife.
Then they were back on the street with no motel and no return tickets. Elves
are very poor about after the wish arrangements( not at all like the gnomes
that work for Tavelocity). So they took a bus ( not a golden coach) and found
a nice motel with a nice room ( not however a Palace) and spent a truly
wonderful night. The next day she asked when they were going back to the
palace. That’s when he told her he never intended to go back. He was manger
of the biggest McDonalds in the Chicago area and was working his way up. So
she had nothing to look forward to except hamburgers and more hamburgers. She
should never have trusted that elf. But at the very least Joseph could have been working for Burger King. |